The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. (Edsgar Dijkstra)

Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain. (Friedrich von Schiller)

But at my back I always hear Time’s winged chariot hurrying near. (Andrew Marvell)

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. (George Burns)

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. (Albert Giacometti (sculptor))

If you are going through hell, keep going. (Sir Winston Churchill)

An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered. (Gilbert Keith Chesterton)

Give me a museum and I’ll fill it. (Pablo Picasso)

Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions. (Frank Lloyd Wright)

Maybe this world is another planet’s Hell. (Aldous Huxley)

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. (Soren Aabye Kierkegaard)

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. (Sherlock Holmes (by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, 1859-1930))

It’s kind of fun to do the impossible. (Walt Disney)