Give me a museum and I’ll fill it. (Pablo Picasso)

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. (Edsgar Dijkstra)

But at my back I always hear Time’s winged chariot hurrying near. (Andrew Marvell)

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. (Frank Zappa)

You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. (Ayn Rand)

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is. (Yogi Berra)

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. (Sherlock Holmes (by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, 1859-1930))